Transmeta: Front for Illegal Immigration

Fake News written by William Stuart on Thursday, December 17, 1998

from the no-wonder-transmeta-is-so-secretive dept.

SANTA CLARA, CA -- The INS has reported raiding the headquarters of Transmeta, Inc. to uncover a secret Finn smuggling operation. Over the past few months, Transmeta has been secretly bringing "Finnbacks", as they are called, into this country to work in their chip design sweatshop.

One INS agent said about the Transmeta sweatshop, "Oh, it was horrible! Finns to the left, Finns to the right... Oh the humanity!" Another exclaimed, "The place was awful with Finns! Working in horrible conditions! PCs running FREE software, chairs with only 3" of padding, 17" monitors! I get choked up just thinking about it!"

A frequent alt.sysadmin.recovery poster, who wished to remain anonymous, said, "Those fscking Finnbacks are stealing all of our jobs!"

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