- New Startup Aims To Make Twitter Obsolete
James Baughn, April 14, 2009
Wasting bandwidth, one word at a time.
- "Conficker" Worm Fails To Deliver Linux Payload
James Baughn, April 1, 2009
Linux World Domination will have to wait.
- Humorix Staff Returns From Lunch Break, Fails To Set World Record
James Baughn, March 31, 2009
We definitely had all-we-could-eat at the all-you-can-eat lunch buffet.
- Bill Gates is NOT Satan, Says Satan
James Baughn, January 23, 2008
Hades doesn't like competition.
- 2008: The Year In Preview
James Baughn, January 4, 2008
Our predictions are still guaranteed not to come true.
- Wikipedia Deletes All But 0.1% Of Articles
James Baughn, December 28, 2007
Everybody has to do their part to conserve electrons.
- Monkeys Still Unable To Produce Shakespeare -- Or Perl
James Baughn, December 26, 2007
The old saying about a "million monkeys" is put to the test.
- Keyboard Replacements Up 35% Thanks To SCO
James Baughn, April 8, 2007
Another problem to blame on SCO: coffee-stained keyboards
- California Imposes April Fools' Day Tax
James Baughn, April 1, 2007
That chuckle will cost you.
- Microsoft Finds Solution For Lackluster Vista Sales
James Baughn, April 1, 2007
Would you like a copy of Vista with your Rolls Royce?
- Echelon Scrapped After Finding Too Many Examples Of Government Misconduct
James Baughn, March 8, 2007
Congress believes fully in privacy rights -- for Congressmen
- Satan: Sell Your Soul To Me, Not Microsoft
James Baughn, November 5, 2006
Novell sold their souls to Microsoft. Who's next?
- Check Your Genes: A Short Guide to Living a Patented Life
Justin Morgan, July 10, 2006
Are you harboring any illegal genes?
- Breaking News: GNU/Hurd 1.0 Released!
James Baughn, June 6, 2006
Gentlemen, start your compilers!
- Pointy Haired Boss Issues Press Releases About His Personal Life
James Baughn, May 8, 2006
Be afraid.
- Google, Microsoft Agree To Switch Sides
James Baughn, April 1, 2006
I, for one, welcome our new evil Google overlords.
- Rupert Murdoch Unveils Fake News Channel
James Baughn, April 1, 2006
Reality TV just got a little more real.
- SCO Wins Prestigious Legal Awards
James Baughn, March 7, 2006
They've set the bar for litigators everywhere.
- Welcome To The World Of Drive-Through Law Offices
James Baughn, February 14, 2006
The end is near.
- Survey: Evil Geniuses Less Interested In World Domination
James Baughn, December 16, 2005
The global conquest industry is facing rough times.
- Rendering HTML In Your Head? Bad Idea!
Cody Hollis-Perdue, December 13, 2005
Wetware is tremendously insecure.
- Dateline 2011: Theater Not Responsible For Customer's Head Exploding
James Baughn, December 12, 2005
The legal system is the best that money can buy.
- Users Outraged At Non-Porn Domain Typos
James Baughn, December 6, 2005
Family-friendly sites turn evil.
- Senator Seriously Injured After Jumping Off Cliff
James Baughn, November 2, 2005
Obeying your master was never this painful.
- Baseball Warns Against "Information Piracy" At World Series
James Baughn, October 21, 2005
MLB: Major Litiguous Bastards
- Study: Moore's Law Does Not Apply To Clues
James Baughn, October 14, 2005
Run for your lives! The Clue-o-clysm is coming!
- Building Evacuated After SCO Unix Discovered
James Baughn, September 20, 2005
Do you know what's in your network?
- Greece Demands Reparations For Ancient Intellectual Property Violations
James Baughn, September 15, 2005
Step away from the Doric column and nobody gets sued.
- Programmer Implements Linux As ActiveX Applet
James Baughn, September 12, 2005
Finally, a practical application for Microsoft's gaping security holes!
- And Now A Word From Somebody Else's Lawyer
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, September 7, 2005
We've really opened a Pandora's Box this time.
- And Now A Word From Our Lawyers
James Baughn, August 21, 2005
We have little choice but to publish this.
