- No, Virginia, There Isn't A Linus Torvalds
James Baughn, December 22, 2000
Microsoft has launched an innovative new PR campaign against Linux.
- Humorix Holiday Gift Guide 2000
James Baughn, December 17, 2000
Looking for great gift ideas? You've come to the wrong place.
- It's Not A Bug, It's A Lawsuit!
James Baughn, December 9, 2000
Forget about debuggers, Microsoft plans to hire more lawyers.
- The Internet Collapses! No Film At 11.
James Baughn, November 25, 2000
Meta-meta-meta-spam floods the Net, causing everything to crash.
- Descent Into The Lawyerclysm
Jon Splatz, November 19, 2000
In the aftermath of the US Election From Hell, we've descended into the dreaded Lawyerclysm.
- Microsoft Lawyers Invade Palm Beach, Florida
James Baughn, November 12, 2000
Is that voting machine running unlicensed Microsoft software? Send in the lawyers!
- "First Post!" Wins Presidential Election in Massive Write-In Campaign
Dave Finton, November 8, 2000
The dreaded Slashdot Effect strikes again...
- Did Al Gore Pass The Turing Test? The Results Are Still Coming In...
Phil T. Rich, November 8, 2000
There's much more at stake here than the Presidency.
- People for the Ethical Treatment of Computers
James Baughn, November 5, 2000
Put an end to computer abuse: stop using Windows.
- Microsoft Acquires XBill
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, October 25, 2000
But don't panic, there's a perfectly good explanation.
- Humorix Strike: Day 7
James Baughn, October 22, 2000
Humorix continues to plod along even with the strike.
- Humorix Employees Go On Strike!
James Baughn, October 16, 2000
The hard-working employees (how's that for an oxymoron?) at Humorix are now picketing.
- Crashback: Karma, Portals, Licenses
James Baughn, September 20, 2000
We apologize for any fake news articles we published that later turned out to be true.
- Unobfuscated Perl Code Contest
James Baughn, September 16, 2000
Is it possible to write readable Perl code?
- Throwing Windows Out The Window
James Baughn, September 11, 2000
From Windows to abucusses: a definite step in the right direction.
- Clippit Charged With Attempted Murder
James Baughn, September 2, 2000
The Dancing Paper Clip goes on a violent rampage.
- Lawyer-B-Gone 1.0 Released
James Baughn, August 30, 2000
Putting a stop to attorneys... one Perl command at a time.
- The Linux House 1.01
James Baughn, August 27, 2000
Traditional ranch-style and split-level homes just don't meet the needs of Linux hackers.
- Please Bow For The "King Of The Internet"
James Baughn, August 24, 2000
Sony hopes to control the horizontal, the vertical... and everything else.
- The Next Big Thing: "Clairvoyant Consultants"
James Baughn, August 19, 2000
Forget tech support... you should call a psychic when you have a computer problem.
- Message From The Future: The MCAA Sucks!
Timm Murray, August 15, 2000
We've made contact with the future.
- "Brown Orifice" Is Only The Beginning
James Baughn, August 10, 2000
Some security exploits may actually be used for good, not evil.
- Humorix Intercepts GNUist Memo
Comrade Penguin, August 5, 2000
If Bill Gates thinks that Linux is "communistic" -- well, he ain't seen nothing yet.
- Microsoft Acquires Open Source
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, August 3, 2000
Could all GPLed software legally fall into the hands of you-know-who?
- DeCSS T-Shirt Used To Commit Piracy!
James Baughn, August 2, 2000
The MPAA will have a field day with this one.
- World Domination, One CPU Cycle At A Time
James Baughn, July 31, 2000
You can donate CPU cycles to the largest Linux advocacy project ever.
- Achieve Fame And Fortune -- Hire A Script Kiddie!
James Baughn, July 28, 2000
Some people will do anything for publicity.
- Two Years Of Humorix
Dances With Herring, July 25, 2000
Humorix has been around for two years, longer than most dotcoms combined.
- Corporate Surveillance HOWTO
James Baughn, July 11, 2000
Your customers could damage your carefully crafted PR campaign at any time. Learn how to stop them through surveillance and re-education.
- The Geek Independence War (Part 1)
Jon Splatz, July 10, 2000
Jon Splatz retells the epic history of Humorixia, that Pacific island paradise built for geeks by geeks.
- An Epidemic Of Honor System Viruses
James Baughn, July 8, 2000
Linux isn't entirely immune to the spread of viruses.
- "Freedom to Innovate Network" Raided By The Feds
James Baughn, July 7, 2000
Microsoft is a convicted felon now and is being treated as such.
- Last Independent Linux Site Sold To Commercial Interests
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, July 4, 2000
VA Linux strikes again.
- Last TLD Sold To Commercial Interests
James Baughn, June 28, 2000
When it comes to domain names, everybody is out for a quick buck.
- The Operating System Holy War Erupts Again
James Baughn, June 27, 2000
We would say this is a "fight to the Finnish", but that's become a cliche.
- This Fake News Article Is Sponsored By...
James Baughn, June 19, 2000
Life is not a stage, it's a giant advertisement.
- Linux Conspirators Build Vast Orbital Internet Array
Matthew "I have a dotspace domain name" Adair, June 19, 2000
Now the Conspiracy offers broadband wireless Internet.
- Microsoft's Anti-Piracy Policy Promotes Piracy
James Baughn, June 18, 2000
Another innovative Microsoft feature that doesn't work as advertised.
- Ask Humorix: So You Want To Start Your Own Linux User Group
James Baughn, June 14, 2000
The Humorix Oracles outlines a plan to reap the benefits of founding a LUG.
- Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Microsoft Shareholder's Children?
James Baughn, June 7, 2000
Most geeks want to see Microsoft's monopoly come to an end. But not everybody.
- Computer Survives The Blue Screen Of Death!
Timm Murray, June 5, 2000
Chaos reigns in the computer industry after a way to bypass the BSOD is discovered.
- Brief History Of Linux (Part 4)
James Baughn, May 27, 2000
A person who ignores history is doomed to repeatedly lose on game shows.
- Elite Nerds Create Linux Distro From Hell
James Baughn, May 24, 2000
If you thought Linux was user-hostile now, you haven't seen nothing yet.
- Security Holes Found In Microsoft Easter Eggs
James Baughn, May 19, 2000
Those Windows are lot a more open than you thought.
- The Mother Of All Lawsuits Filed Against Network Solutions
Noah Morals, May 17, 2000
Find a solution to this one, Network Solutions.
- MP3's Are Ripping Band Off -- Says High-Priced Lawyer
Dave Finton, May 17, 2000
Would somebody please think of the children of starving musicians?
- It's All A Conspiracy
James Baughn, May 15, 2000
Forget Roswell, Redmond is where the cover-ups are at.
- Microsoft Split in Two!
Matthew "There is no conspiracy" Adair, May 14, 2000
Instead of waiting for the courts to decide, GNUist revolutionaries took matters into their own hands.
- Email Virus Meets American Lottery Craziness
Dave Finton, May 13, 2000
You might already be a suspect!
- Cartoonix: Dave Finton, Some Drawing Paper, And A Scanner
Dave Finton, May 12, 2000
Dave Finton takes a stab at the fine art of drawing cartoons.
- The Horrible, Terrible Email Virus Conspiracy!
James Baughn, May 4, 2000
Several conspiracy theorists theorize who is really behind the spread of email viruses.
- Responses To Proposed Microsoft Breakup
James Baughn, May 3, 2000
Everyone has an opinion about The Great Divorce planned for Microsoft.
- A Message From The CEO Of The Poster, Inc.
turg, April 21, 2000
Beware what you post on Slashdot.
- Weenie Wars Erupt In Silicon Valley!
Dave Finton, April 19, 2000
Netscape engineers don't take Microsoft hidden messages lying down.
- Will Silicon Valley Become A Ghost Town?
James Baughn, April 17, 2000
Several companies are reverting back into a pre-computer state... and for good reason.
- Update: Microsoft To Build Orbital Post
Matthew "This Nickname Contains No Typsos" Adair, April 15, 2000
Bill Gates is suffering from a classic case of trying to keep up with the Maldas.
- Corporate Tycoons Want You To Make A GESTURE
James Baughn, April 13, 2000
According to the GESTURE Campaign, bringing ethics into the boardroom is like bringing a gun to school.
- Microsoft X-Box: A First Look
Ewout Stam, April 11, 2000
We've acquired a prototype of Microsoft's newest monopoly-building product.
- Rob Malda Buys Mir Space Station
Matthew "He beat me to the punch!" Adair, April 10, 2000
Most dotcom millionaires buy a luxury car or a yacht. Not Rob Malda.
- Cartoonix: Microsoft Anti-Trust Remedy 1.0
James Baughn, April 9, 2000
So what are we to do with Microsoft now?
- Update: Concerning the Revolution
Matthew "I am not Comrade Penguin" Adair, April 7, 2000
There is no conspiracy. Trust us.
- A Sincere Apology From The Staff Of Humorix
James Baughn, April 2, 2000
Please don't get upset about yesterday's lack of April Fool's jokes.
- Union of Penguinitic GNUist Republics Established!
Comrade Penguin, April 2, 2000
The Revolution will be fought on the comamnd line! Oh, wait, it's already happened.
- Beware Of Red Hat's April Fool's Day Joke
James Baughn, April 1, 2000
Red Hat comes with a feature that nobody wants: a DOS prompt.
- Angry Mob Attacks Geek Compound
James Baughn, April 1, 2000
Nerds can be quite unpredictable when they don't get their daily Slashdot fix.
- Microsoft Concealed Feature May Damage Windows PCs On April 6th
Nick Sandru, April 1, 2000
Microsoft: "If you can't beat 'em, destroy 'em."
- On Topic Usenet Newsgroup
John Elfrink, March 30, 2000
The world is stunned: an on-topic Usenet newsgroup is being created.
- Beowulf Cluster Runs for President!
Matthew "Dare to be stupid!" Adair, March 29, 2000
This Presidential candidate can do everything except have affairs with interns.
- Microsoft Cockroach Squisher: The First Steps Toward WWIII?
Nick Sandru, March 27, 2000
Coming soon to a battleship near you: Microsoft DirectSquish(tm) technology.
- Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster
James Baughn, March 23, 2000
New software lets you run a Beowulf cluster... without the Beowulf cluster.
- Cartoonix: Anatomy of a Ziff-Davis Pundit
James Baughn, March 22, 2000
After watching other sites become fabulously successful from publishing online comics, we've decided to hop the bandwagon.
- Greed Inc. Acquires Microsoft
Matthew "I still have no nickname" Adair, March 20, 2000
You mean there's a company worse than Microsoft? Oh my!
- Brief History of Linux (Part 3)
James Baughn, March 17, 2000
Our Linux History series finally talks about Linux History.
- Real Proof Of Bill Gates' Satan-ness
James Baughn, March 13, 2000
It has nothing to do with 666 or ASCII.
- Man Charged With Crashing Windows
James Baughn, March 9, 2000
Another battle in the government's ongoing "War On Crashes".
- Teen Arrested For Defacing Computer Store
Matthew "There is no nickname" Adair, March 1, 2000
One teen takes Linux Advocacy a little too far.
- Microsoft Releases Office 2005 Poll Results
Timm Murray, February 29, 2000
What new bloated feature do you want today?
- Quickies Straight From Dave's Twisted Mind
Dave Finton, February 24, 2000
Dave declares war on meta-humor.
- Redmond Roundup
James Baughn, February 21, 2000
Y2K wasn't the end of the world... and neither was the release of Win2K.
- The Linux Forecaster
James Baughn, February 16, 2000
Is it possible to predict trends in the Linux world? One former weatherman thinks so.
- Brief History Of Linux (Part 2)
James Baughn, February 7, 2000
Our journey through the history of Linux continues.
- That Could Have Been Me!
James Baughn, February 3, 2000
Rob Malda is rolling in the dough... so why aren't you?
- Scientists Discover Network-Based Lifeforms
Jonathan Day, February 2, 2000
Phone static? That's the sound of the elusive Network Buffalo.
- The First Annual Nerdbowl
James Baughn, January 30, 2000
Forget about football... the real sports action is in Silicon Valley.
- Corporate Media Conglomerate HOWTO
James Baughn, January 26, 2000
How to stop those evil Linux longhairs in their tracks with only five easy steps.
- New Linux Companies Hope To Get Rich Quick
James Baughn, January 22, 2000
Everybody is trying to make money from Linux these day.
- Linux World Domination: Not A Joke!
James Baughn, January 14, 2000
Oh boy, yet another conspiracy theory... Some people need to stop taking the X-Files seriously.
- Brief History Of Linux (Part 1)
James Baughn, January 11, 2000
Humorix travels back to ancient times to discover the origins of Linux.
- Alan Cox Releases Quantum Kernel
Dave Finton, January 9, 2000
Alan Cox creates a paradox by releasing a stable and a development kernel at the same time.
- Is Linux A Finnish Conspiracy?
James Baughn, January 8, 2000
One Senator claims that Finnish software is a threat to national security.
- Dave Finton, Disappointed by Y2K Non-Event, Attempts to Conquer Wisconsin Anyways
Dave Finton, January 3, 2000
When plotting world domination, don't let a setback like the continuance of civilization slow you down.
- Microsoft Warns Of Y2.001K Problem
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, January 3, 2000
Forget Y2K, it's now time to horde supplies before Y2.001K hits!
- Welcome to 19100!
James Baughn CCXXIX, January 1, 19100
Apparently everybody is Y19.1K-compliant because the world didn't come to an end.
