- Hollywood Cracks Down On "Music Leaks"
Ann Oneemuss, December 17, 2002
Whatcha gonna do when the music police come for you?
- Finally, A Solution To The Lawyer Problem
Ann Oneemuss, December 3, 2002
One whiff, and lawyers will run away as fast as they can.
- Got An Extra Wall To Spare?
James Baughn, November 30, 2002
What Emacs is to text editing, this new product is to home entertainment.
- Microsoft Demands "Screen Shot Royalties" From TV Stations
Ann Oneemuss, November 13, 2002
Each Start Menu icon is hand-crafted and represents a valuable intellectual property resource.
- The New Mantra Of Tech Support: Tell It Like It Is
Ann Oneemuss, November 11, 2002
The customer is always right there demanding answers.
- This Is A "Code Taco" Slashdot Effect Emergency!
James Baughn, November 4, 2002
We've been hit! Panic!
- The Haunted Server Room
Dances With Penguins, October 29, 2002
Halloween just got a whole lot more scarier.
- Red Hat To Pay Stipends To Universities... To Promote Windows
Ann Oneemuss, October 21, 2002
Linux advocates want college students to be exposed to Windows.
- Microsoft: Would You Like Fries With That?
Ann Oneemuss, October 8, 2002
If you want a filesystem with that operating system, it will cost you extra.
- Red Hat Nullifies Differences Between bash, csh
James Baughn, September 25, 2002
Red Hat starts to act like Redmond Hat.
- Step Away From That TV And Nobody Gets Brainwashed
Jon Splatz, September 23, 2002
Put that remote down, step outside, and run as fast as you can to a place free from the outstretched tentacles of Hollywood.
- Open Source Developers Threaten To Strike
James Baughn, September 3, 2002
The flame war continues.
- Geeks Desperate For A Microsoft Accounting Scandal
James Baughn, August 8, 2002
WorldCom, Enron, Adelphia... so where's Microsoft?
- Crashback: Citations, Copyrights, Crashes
James Baughn, July 25, 2002
We should go into the Linux real news business.
- HP Drops Dell, Picks Up Dellbert's
James Baughn, July 24, 2002
How will the Dell Dweeb Dude get out of this situation?
- New Linux Software Detects Viruses, Windows
James Baughn, July 22, 2002
Sick of your employees smuggling in Windows boxes to your Microsoft-free workplace? Strike back!
- GNU Project Unveils Patent-Free GNU/DIST Image Format
James Baughn, July 19, 2002
Say goodbye to .jpg and hello to .gnudist.gz
- Making The Internet Safe For Users, Unsafe For Microsoft
James Baughn, July 4, 2002
Even the dregs of society have their principles.
- Weblog Changes Results Of An Election!
James Baughn, June 30, 2002
It's truly a momentus event in the history of the Internet.
- Court Rules Against "Deep Citations"
James Baughn, June 20, 2002
Say goodbye to page numbers.
- Guest Editorial: Quit Stealing My Identity!
John Doe, June 15, 2002
Won't somebody please think of all the people with extremely common names?
- Internet Paralyzed By Surge Of Microsoft Word Documents
James Baughn, June 3, 2002
College students will do anything for work -- even using Microsoft products.
- China Cracks Down On Naughty Websites
Anonymous Cowherd, June 1, 2002
Getting the latest Linux USB news just got tougher in China.
- Slashdot To Include Warning Labels
James Baughn, May 12, 2002
Bad News For Nerds. Stuff that Makes You Croak.
- Guest Editorial: Big Brother Is Blind
Anonymous, May 9, 2002
If companies know so much about our personal lives, how come they still keep advertising stuff we don't care about?
- Severe Acronym Shortage Cripples Computer Industry
James Baughn, May 8, 2002
This could be the end of open source software (OSS) as we know it.
- Solving The Virus Problem Once And For All
James Baughn, May 7, 2002
Forget about technical solutions... the real answer lies in psychology.
- Mass Exodus From Hollywood
James Baughn, May 6, 2002
Won't somebody please think of the children of starving musicians, directors, and make-up artists?
- Insurance Company To Offer Microsoft Audit Protection Plans
James Baughn, April 22, 2002
What's the biggest disaster facing your company? A Microsoft audit!
- Deutsche Bahn Receives Special Delivery From Google
James Baughn, April 18, 2002
The railroad company just got railroaded.
- Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory Of Everything
James Baughn, April 16, 2002
We've achieved the holy grail of conspiriology research.
- Red Hat's Anti-Windows Website Runs On Windows
James Baughn, April 14, 2002
If it works for Microsoft...
- From Domain Names To Domain Nations
James Baughn, April 10, 2002
Forget Microsoft, another monopoly has entered the scene.
- Humorix Hopes To Get Rich Quick Before "Dot Org" Bubble Bursts
James Baughn, April 6, 2002
We're changing our business plan for the 53rd time this week.
- April Fool's Day Conspiracy
James Baughn, April 6, 2002
Beware what you read on April 1st -- it might be true!
- Microsoft Plan To Kill Off Linux Fails
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, March 29, 2002
Microsoft tried to achieve Word(R) domination, but failed.
- Microsoft Runs Out Of Ideas
Allen S. Thorpe, March 28, 2002
There's nothing left to embrace, extend, and smother.
- Microsoft Acquisition Of Humorix Thwarted By Anti-Trust Laws
James Baughn, March 19, 2002
Sherman and Clayton save the day.
- Microsoft Attempts To Acquire Microsoft
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, March 14, 2002
One middle finger of Microsoft doesn't know where the other is.
- Librarians Change Stance, Support SSSCA
Fred U. Daylor, March 3, 2002
Another argument against those those long-haired hippie Linux terrorists.
- Free Software Foundation Forks Linux
Fred U. Daylor, March 2, 2002
Get ready for RMS to yell 'It's 'GIL', dammit!' at every occasion.
- Microsoft Advances "Doomsday Watch" To Seven Minutes Before Midnight
Rita Rong, March 1, 2002
Now that Humorix has been acquired by Microsoft, we're forced to run these pro-Microsoft FUD pieces. We apologize in advance.
- Angry Stockholder Begins Proxy Fight Over Microsoft Acquisition
Robert G. Werner, February 28, 2002
Microsoft's embracing and extending of Humorix continues.
- All Hail .Con!
Rita Rong, February 17, 2002
Microsoft's latest innovation will usher in world peace and a cure for cancer. And that's not all!
- Microsoft Acquires Humorix
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, February 16, 2002
We have been embraced and extended.
- Humorix Declares Bankruptcy; Congress Does Not Launch Inquiry
Dances With Herring, February 12, 2002
We make Enron's 'accounting irregularities' look tame.
- Book Publishers Unveil Anti-Copying Devices
James Baughn, February 4, 2002
Beg, borrow, or steal that book... and go to jail.
- Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries
James Baughn, February 2, 2002
Some employees want respect, not stock options.
- Microsoft Creates New Spoken Language For Tech Support
James Baughn, January 10, 2002
Users must now undergo formal training before contacting Microsoft tech support.
