- The Year In Preview 2005
James Baughn, December 31, 2004
Our predictions are guaranteed not to come true.
- The Joy Of Giving... Money To Large Corporations
Jon Splatz, December 12, 2004
Christmas shopping gets worse every year.
- If You Think Spyware Is Bad Now, Just Wait
Cody Hollis-Perdue, December 5, 2004
...But only if you're still using Windows, of course.
- Reports Of Humorix's Assimilation Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
James Baughn, November 29, 2004
Resistance is not futile... it's measured in Ohms.
- Humorix Receives Donation From Microsoft
James Baughn, November 25, 2004
This is not a bribe. Nothing to see here, move along.
- The Hottest New Distribution: LinuXXX
Dances With Herring, November 23, 2004
We're still waiting for our complimentary review copy.
- Mobsters Enrolling In Law Schools By The Thousands
James Baughn, November 22, 2004
The time to panic is rapidly approaching.
- Survey: Windows Users Prefer Crashes Over Exploits
James Baughn, November 9, 2004
Have you downgraded your operating system lately?
- SCO Drinking Game
James Baughn, October 28, 2004
Or, everything you need to know before you visit prosco.net
- Linux Makes It Easier To Outsource, Says Microsoft
James Baughn, October 20, 2004
Most Congresscritters can't tell the difference between open source and outsource
- Plain Text Vulnerability Found In Linux; Microsoft Celebrates
James Baughn, October 18, 2004
But reports of Linux's demise are greatly exaggerated.
- SCO Still Has Programmers On Its Payroll!
Dances With Herring, September 22, 2004
And they are working on a new product! We still can't believe it.
- ISP Offers Slashdot Effect Insurance
James Baughn, September 7, 2004
You no longer need to fear one of the Internet's greatest furies
- Microsoft Conspiracy Theory #33,554,432
James Baughn, August 30, 2004
Your Internet experience is sponsored by Microsoft
- Entrepreneur Trademarks "V1ag7a", Other Frequent Spam Terms
James Baughn, August 12, 2004
One man hopes to use the court system to enlarge his... bank account
- Update: Perl Script Gains Citizenship
Bryn Jones, August 11, 2004
A temporal paradox reveals the fate of the world's first sentient Perl script
- Lawyers To Be Replaced With Perl Scripts
James Baughn, August 9, 2004
But don't start jumping for joy just yet.
- Warning Labels Applied To vi, emacs
William S., August 5, 2004
You'll lose all your hair.
- Welcome To SCO, The Home Of "Linus Torvalds"
James Baughn, August 2, 2004
Just as soon as you thought SCO couldn't possibly become even more pathetic, it happens.
- US Downsizes Court System
James Baughn, July 20, 2004
Justice will be blinded by money.
- Microsoft Blames DOJ For Internet Explorer Security Holes
James Baughn, July 14, 2004
Microsoft is the victim just like everybody else.
- Let's Play "Name That Code!"
James Baughn, July 10, 2004
Brought to you by The SCO Group
- Windows Reinstallations In About An Hour
James Baughn, July 1, 2004
Because reinstalling Windows periodically is just as important as automobile oil changes
- ISPs Start Blocking Port 80
James Baughn, June 23, 2004
Almost all of the Internet's evil spews from Port 80.
- Get Ready For Transparent Network Transparency
Mikkel Kamstrup Erlandsen, June 6, 2004
The next generation of X has arrived, and it looks too much like Microsoft Windows.
- Linux Ported To Kitchen Sinks
James Baughn, June 2, 2004
Linux world domination reaches a new frontier.
- The Horrible, Terrible Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy
James Baughn, May 16, 2004
If you're a crackpot wearing a tinfoil hat, you better sit down for this.
- GNU Project Responds To Patently Absurd Laws
Thomas Tempé, May 7, 2004
If you value software freedom, you better have a back-up plan to move to Ethopia or North Korea.
- Microsoft Unveils "Perfect" Anti-Spam System
James Baughn, May 6, 2004
As usual, the Microsoft "cure" is worse than the disease.
- New Bug-Infested Distro Eases Transition From Windows To Linux
James Baughn, May 3, 2004
The goal is to prevent new users from becoming disoriented.
- Unisys sues Forgent over patent infringement
Jeremy Stanley, April 28, 2004
It's a shame both companies can't lose.
- Humorix Obtains Patent On April Fool's Day Hoaxes
James Baughn, April 1, 2004
You better have a license for that laughter.
- Tuxissa Victims Sued By You-Know-Who
ultravioletu, March 30, 2004
Has your machine been upgraded to Linux without your permission? Prepare to be sued!
- Why You Should Choose Microsoft Word Over vi
James Baughn, March 26, 2004
There's enough FUD here to provide fertilizer for an entire farm.
- Kernel Developer Accused Of Using Pirated Version Of Linux
James Baughn, March 13, 2004
Pirate your own software, go to jail.
- Feds Unveil Practical Method To Combat Spam
James Baughn, March 8, 2004
Spam is a weapon of mass distraction.
- Dateline 2007: Humorix Becomes Second Largest Media Company
James Baughn, March 3, 2004
Don't laugh, this could actually happen.
- Bill Bless You
Daniel Novotny, February 11, 2004
Nobody expects the Redmond Inquisition.
- Prepare To Be Jashcrofted
ultravioletu, February 7, 2004
If you thought airline restrictions were tough, just wait...
- Microsoft Patents Zero-Click Security System
James Baughn, February 2, 2004
Microsoft kills two birds with one anti-competitive stone.
- TV Network Gives Out Free PVRs! (* Some Strings Attached)
James Baughn, January 29, 2004
Now you can skip lame filler material quickly and easily.
- Massive Trademark Dilution Strikes SCO
James Baughn, January 21, 2004
SCO is now in the dictionary.
- 2004: The Year In Preview
Jon Splatz, January 2, 2004
Between the SCO debacle and the growth of DRM schemes, 2004 promises to be a very good year -- for lawyers.
