- Survey: Evil Geniuses Less Interested In World Domination
James Baughn, December 16, 2005
The global conquest industry is facing rough times.
- Rendering HTML In Your Head? Bad Idea!
Cody Hollis-Perdue, December 13, 2005
Wetware is tremendously insecure.
- Dateline 2011: Theater Not Responsible For Customer's Head Exploding
James Baughn, December 12, 2005
The legal system is the best that money can buy.
- Users Outraged At Non-Porn Domain Typos
James Baughn, December 6, 2005
Family-friendly sites turn evil.
- Senator Seriously Injured After Jumping Off Cliff
James Baughn, November 2, 2005
Obeying your master was never this painful.
- Baseball Warns Against "Information Piracy" At World Series
James Baughn, October 21, 2005
MLB: Major Litiguous Bastards
- Study: Moore's Law Does Not Apply To Clues
James Baughn, October 14, 2005
Run for your lives! The Clue-o-clysm is coming!
- Building Evacuated After SCO Unix Discovered
James Baughn, September 20, 2005
Do you know what's in your network?
- Greece Demands Reparations For Ancient Intellectual Property Violations
James Baughn, September 15, 2005
Step away from the Doric column and nobody gets sued.
- Programmer Implements Linux As ActiveX Applet
James Baughn, September 12, 2005
Finally, a practical application for Microsoft's gaping security holes!
- And Now A Word From Somebody Else's Lawyer
Bernhard Rosenkraenzer, September 7, 2005
We've really opened a Pandora's Box this time.
- And Now A Word From Our Lawyers
James Baughn, August 21, 2005
We have little choice but to publish this.
- Aliens Patented Our Universe!
Justin Morgan, August 14, 2005
all-your-base-elements-belong-to-aliens
- Google Unveils Filter System For Websites
James Baughn, August 12, 2005
Finally, a positive application for censorship.
- Study: Linux Exposure Causes Insanity
James Baughn, August 3, 2005
Anti-Linux organization releases anti-Linux study. Film at 11!
- Google Announces Search Engine Entering Beta
James Baughn, July 7, 2005
Beta isn't just a Greek letter... it's the entire business plan for Google
- There Is NO Neo-Con Conspiracy
Michele Petrovsky, July 5, 2005
All of the rumors about Microsoft acquiring the Republican Party are not true. Not true!
- SCO Unveils Latest Product Upgrade: IBM Lawsuit 4.0
James Baughn, June 28, 2005
Now with 54% more hot air!
- Microsoft Announces DRM-Oriented Programming Language
James Baughn, June 20, 2005
It was only a matter of time (patent pending).
- Apple + Intel = Microsoft Conspiracy Theory
James Baughn, June 9, 2005
Think Different while using an Intel x86 CPU like everybody else
- Windows vs. Linux: An Unbiased Review
Cody Hollis-Perdue, May 15, 2005
So, Microsoft, where's our bribe?
- Registrygate Coverup Revealed
Michele Petrovsky, May 14, 2005
P.T. Barnum would be proud of this magic act.
- Windows 2003 Really Does Outperform Linux!
James Baughn, May 9, 2005
...But only in one category.
- Microsoft Signs Strategic Alliance With China
James Baughn, April 27, 2005
Over one billion people will soon become Microserfs.
- Congress Passes Ban On April Fool's Day
James Baughn, April 1, 2005
If fools are outlawed, then why is Congress still in session?
- Slashdot Editors Promise To Actually Edit Stories
James Baughn, April 1, 2005
It's a moral victory for Anonymous Coward.
- Microsoft Issues Warning Against April Fool's Day Jokes
James Baughn, March 31, 2005
Gates shuts the gates on parody.
- Microsoft Conspiracy Theory #36,712,380
James Baughn, March 24, 2005
Given enough Microsoft conspiracy theories, we're bound to get one right.
- Don't Like Talking To Tech Support? Hire An Agent!
James Baughn, March 21, 2005
And you thought the Internet would eliminate middle-men...
- Microsoft Embraces "Free Software" Movement
James Baughn, March 17, 2005
For certain definitions of "free" you won't find in a dictionary
- Industry Cracks Down On Illegal "File Sharing"
James Baughn, March 16, 2005
Step away from that file folder and nobody gets hurt.
- Total Destruction Of Earth Blamed On Spammers
James Baughn, March 6, 2005
Houston, we have 3,423 new messages.
- Make Money Fast On The Lawsuit Futures Market
James Baughn, March 5, 2005
I would write a lawyer joke here, but I don't want to get sued.
- President Bush Has "Faith" In Science
Axel Schweiger, February 24, 2005
Welcome to the brave new world of Faith-Based Research.
- Slashdot Develops Solution To Corporate Firewall Problem
James Baughn, February 23, 2005
It's about time somebody tackled this problem.
- Microsoft Trumpets Another Vulnerability In Linux
James Baughn, February 19, 2005
It's a shame this hot air can't be tapped as an energy source.
- Suspicious Fire Destroys Microsoft Building
Justin Morgan, February 13, 2005
More proof that Microsoft firewalls are an absolute joke
- Hey Bill, You Got A License For That Reality Distortion Field?
James Baughn, February 11, 2005
Reality distortion: Yet another Apple invention that Microsoft has embraced
- SCO's Hometown Declares State of Emergency
James Baughn, February 10, 2005
City braces for flash flood of paperwork
- Congress Sued For Producing Defective Products
James Baughn, February 7, 2005
It's about time somebody has oversight of Congress' oversight.
- Russia Donates Cyrillic Characters To Alleviate Acronym Shortage
James Baughn, January 29, 2005
Brace yourself for a YALABH (Yet Another Lame Article By Humorix)
- California Imposes "Birth Tax" To Fight Piracy
James Baughn, January 20, 2005
You better have a tax permit for that baby.
- DRM Failure Causes Studio To Lose Entire Movie Production
James Baughn, January 17, 2005
They won't get any sympathy from us.
- Google Introduces "Fake News" Portal
James Baughn, January 11, 2005
Now you can get your continuously updated flow of sarcasm from a browser near you.
- Mystery Company Hopes To Increase Malware Quality
Mikkel Kamstrup Erlandsen, January 10, 2005
Malware is loaded with bugs, just like the operating system it infects
- Microsoft: Windows 2003 Outperforms Red Hat
James Baughn, January 9, 2005
...But only for certain values of "Red Hat"
- Coming Soon To A Fridge Near You: Unix
Justin Morgan, January 5, 2005
After all, portability is the number one strength of Unix
