James Baughn is the Founder, Webmaster, Editor-In-Chief and Keeper Of The Root Password for Humorix.

Jon "Lawyerclysm" Splatz is Humorix's Pundit & Social Commentator and, more recently, the founder and Benevolent Dictator of Humorixia, the tropical paradise in the Pacific built for geeks by geeks.

Incidentally, any resemblance between Mr. Splatz and a certain Slashdot author is merely coincidental.

Mr. N. O. Morals is Humorix's official lawyer. A graduate of the prestigious Chattafoocheeble (Georgia) Downstairs Law School, he works for the Lowe & Morals Law Firm of Seattle, Washington. He specializes in filing lawsuits against large monopolistic corporations based in the Seattle area.

Glenn Alexander is a man with no surname and a silly hat. He will never be a Free Software guru as his name only has two initials.

In his spare time he likes to build space ships and supercomputers from scrap and write pointless humor articles.

More serious works by him can be found on his home page: http://www.shoalhaven.net.au/~glenalec/lit/

Mr. Herring, a distant relation to Tux Penguin, is our Alaska-based investigative reporter.

Freaky longhair who works as an insider for a big software company, ultravioletu wastes his spare-time by torturing people with his insipid writting attempts.

"Will Administer Linux Servers for Cash"

Double-Oh Zero is the eldest member of Humorix's Vast Spy Network(tm). While he might be 83 years young, this veteran spy is the master of disguise... one day he can look like an old man, the next day he can look like a really old man.